THROW THE WHOLE COMPUTER AWAY
Episode 17: Facebook Business Manager Is A Supervillain
Today’s enemy:
Facebook Business Manager.
I don’t know who designed this system.
But I’m convinced they enjoy watching entrepreneurs suffer recreationally.
I clicked one button…
which opened another page…
which opened Meta Suite…
which opened Ads Manager…
which opened confusion…
which opened stress acne.
Every screen looked important.
Every notification looked threatening.
MELTDOWN
At one point Facebook asked me to verify something I already verified yesterday.
Then they sent a code to an email I haven’t used since Obama was president.
I almost stood up in my living room and announced:
“This app hates Black-owned businesses specifically.”
LESSON
Do NOT rush Meta setup.
Write down:
- passwords
- business emails
- linked accounts
- ad account names
- recovery methods
Because Meta will absolutely test your memory like a final exam.
CLIFFHANGER
Tomorrow I attempt to connect Instagram correctly without accidentally deleting civilization.
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